Cool shit for Saturday, May 17th 2008

Abstinence!

Submitted by shaze on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 15:19. »
Abstinence!

Technical Support Notes for God (Stupid Friday, why can't you be over?)

Submitted by shaze on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 13:49. »
  • There is an upgrade path from the Old to the New Testament, but it's difficult and unsupported.
  • The 'virgin birth' is not a bug, it's a documented feature.
  • Adam & Eve would still be in the garden if they'd eaten the Windows.
  • We have seen problems with receiving the Holy Spirit, so we need to re-initialize your COM port.
  • We killed the process, but three days later it came back.
  • Ma'am, yelling at me isn't going to make Him fix the problem any sooner.