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Technical Support Notes for God (Stupid Friday, why can't you be over?)
Submitted by shaze on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 13:49. »
- There is an upgrade path from the Old to the New Testament, but it's difficult and unsupported.
- The 'virgin birth' is not a bug, it's a documented feature.
- Adam & Eve would still be in the garden if they'd eaten the Windows.
- We have seen problems with receiving the Holy Spirit, so we need to re-initialize your COM port.
- We killed the process, but three days later it came back.
- Ma'am, yelling at me isn't going to make Him fix the problem any sooner.
- Satan called in again, pretending to be a customer.
